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B2B Cringe

Updated: Feb 18

Warning: Excessive Corporate Jargon May Cause Eye Rolls 🚨




Ah, B2B marketing—the land of synergy, value-added solutions, and LinkedIn posts that read like they were written by a malfunctioning chatbot. If you’ve ever cringed at a soulless, jargon-packed sales pitch, congratulations! You’ve witnessed B2B cringe in its purest form.






What Exactly Is B2B Cringe?

It’s what happens when brands:

🚀 Overuse buzzwords (“leveraging cutting-edge AI-driven synergies”)🤖


Sound robotic instead of human (“Dear valued prospect, we’d love to connect!”)📢


Treat LinkedIn like a cold email (“Hey, I see we have mutual connections, let’s talk business”)😬


Try too hard to be relatable (“Mondays, am I right? Anyway, let’s discuss cloud computing.”)


B2B Marketing Crimes That Make Us Cringe

  1. The “Thought Leadership” That Says Nothing

Some brands think they’re dropping wisdom bombs, but it’s just vague fluff:"In today’s fast-paced world, businesses must adapt to stay competitive."Wow, thanks, Einstein. That’s about as insightful as "water is wet."

  1. LinkedIn Posts That Read Like a Hero’s Journey

"I was once a struggling intern, working 27 hours a day, surviving only on coffee fumes… but then I discovered this SaaS product, and now I’m a millionaire CEO!"Thank you Sir, you are the OG Wolf of Wall Street.

3. The Unholy Love Child of Corporate Jargon & AI

Somewhere out there, a CEO thinks this is compelling:"At [Company X], we catalyze enterprise transformation through AI-optimized synergies, delivering unparalleled value at scale."Translation: We sell software.



Let’s take an oath and try to consciously avoid B2B Cringe


You are a human, maybe try talking like one (Ditch the jargon and say things plainly)

Add some real value (Share insights, not corporate clichés)

Have a personality, yours to be more precise (Humor, storytelling, and authenticity)

Engage, don’t broadcast (How about we have a real conversation, and not a sales pitch)


B2B marketing doesn’t have to be a graveyard of overused buzzwords and corporate cringe. If you wouldn’t say it to a friend over coffee, don’t post it. Simple.


Now, let’s circle back offline to discuss next steps. (Just kidding. Please don’t.) 😆

 
 
 

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